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a) suddenly stops working,
b) suddenly slows down,
c) explodes, or
d) changes in any way following your viewing of www.whoisbillyjones.com or any of the pages or downloads it links to, then
you agree not to file suit or any other legal or equitable claim, action, or complaint against - or even talk bad about - anyone involved in any way with the production and presentation of the site and its contents.
3. You will also promise to remember that Presidents' Day used to be split into two holidays: one for Lincoln's birthday and the other for Washington's. So give those guys special props for having to share now.
4. You agree that red is a pretty color. Blue is nice, too.
All the above are important, but especially number 2. So if you don't want to risk it, just close out now and good luck to you in all your future endeavors.
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